Topic is Sleeping.
BrokenRoad (original poster member #15334) posted at 4:02 AM on Monday, November 30th, 2020
It occurred to me the other day we haven't done a cake wrecks thread in a long time.
So today, I'm bringing it back.
Enjoy the cringe-worthy cakes. 
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Schrödinger
Maybe the cat isn't alive OR dead; it's one of the living dead.
TAKE THAT, SCIENCE.
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Chili ( member #35503) posted at 4:05 AM on Monday, November 30th, 2020
WOOT! I've been missing me some cake wrecks.
(I love the label on that one. Simply: Critters. Guess that covers all bases?) 
2012 pretty much sucked.
Things no longer suck.
Took off flying solo with the co-pilot chili dog.
"Life teaches you how to live it if you live long enough" - Tony Bennett
BrokenRoad (original poster member #15334) posted at 4:08 AM on Monday, November 30th, 2020
Turkey Day wrecks:
The Angry Poop-Head:
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The "I'm trying to watch the game here"
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The Dazed and Confused...and apparently a time traveler turkey
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The "Please nobody notice I'm a Gingerbread Man."
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The "Send Help, Or At Least More Pie."
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
BrokenRoad (original poster member #15334) posted at 4:12 AM on Monday, November 30th, 2020
So in that spirit, why NOT make your turkey cakes look like a snake on a Mexican poncho?
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Or a volcano with a chicken beak?
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Stretch those legs!
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{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
BrokenRoad (original poster member #15334) posted at 4:15 AM on Monday, November 30th, 2020
We interrupt the turkey cakes for an Oh Baby cake:
We now return you to your regularly scheduled cakes.
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BrokenRoad (original poster member #15334) posted at 4:18 AM on Monday, November 30th, 2020
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
BrokenRoad (original poster member #15334) posted at 4:22 AM on Monday, November 30th, 2020
The "I dont think it means what you think it means
cakes.
You don't leak state secrets, you don't say you hated last Sunday's casserole, and you never, EVER, tell a baker what size to write the 75:
does the bakery need to know WHY you want Kelly's cake in orange and blue?
if you don't want a name on the birthday cake, it's really not a good idea to ask for the icing to be "Tiffany blue."
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
BrokenRoad (original poster member #15334) posted at 4:24 AM on Monday, November 30th, 2020
Hey, speaking of names, did you know there's a singer named Yolanda Adams?
I didn't. Neither did this next baker.
So saying, "Like the singer Yolanda Adams" might not be as helpful as you think:
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
BrokenRoad (original poster member #15334) posted at 4:25 AM on Monday, November 30th, 2020
Hope you enjoyed this episode of Cake Wrecks.
More to come in the near future!
[waves goodbye]
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
WalkinOnEggshelz ( Administrator #29447) posted at 12:01 PM on Wednesday, December 2nd, 2020
Thank you BR! I’ve missed Cake Wrecks!
If you keep asking people to give you the benefit of the doubt, they will eventually start to doubt your benefit.
lieshurt ( Administrator #14003) posted at 1:33 PM on Wednesday, December 2nd, 2020
Some of those a just horrifying
No one changes unless they want to. Not if you beg them. Not if you shame them. Not if you use reason, emotion, or tough love. There is only one thing that makes someone change: their own realization that they need to.
sisoon ( Moderator #31240) posted at 7:05 PM on Wednesday, December 2nd, 2020
The real cake wrecks are the ones that look good but don't taste good. 
Some of this group look like they look bad and smell disgusting....
Thanks, BR. Cake wrecks always provide low calorie laughs!
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DDay - 12/22/2010
Recover'd and R'ed
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BrokenRoad (original poster member #15334) posted at 3:17 AM on Thursday, December 3rd, 2020
I'm thinking to make it at least monthly
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
HFSSC ( member #33338) posted at 12:21 PM on Friday, December 4th, 2020
First, in turkey cake #5, am I the only one with a dirty mind this morning or is that pornographic?
Second, the baby cake... just, NO!!!! For many reasons but mainly because if your belly looks like that with that ultrasound, it ain’t the baby’s fault. (Full disclosure- I’m post menopausal and won the “How big does Mommy’s belly measure” baby shower game by measuring my own 😂😂😂
Finally, what TF is leaking out of that 2nd “real” turkey cake????
Me, 56
Him, 48 (JMSSC)
Married 26 years. Reconciled.
Ripped62 ( member #60667) posted at 12:18 PM on Saturday, December 19th, 2020
Topic is Sleeping.
