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Allornothing ( member #42354) posted at 11:26 PM on Wednesday, November 12th, 2014

My lawyer emailed me the draft of her motion regarding ex-shat's violation of the parenting guidelines. Damn. That woman is worth every penny that ex-shat is going to end up paying her.

tesla keeping her sense of humour in D/S while going through hell with her ex

Me- BS 44
Him- FWH 44
Married 20 years, Together 27
Kids- 24,23,16,15
D Day- 7 Sept 2013
OW- Irrelevant

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sudra ( member #30143) posted at 3:47 PM on Thursday, November 13th, 2014

BWayne77, I am shocked brother, shocked I tell you! OMG, how can you not jump back into her arms. It's not every guy that's offered **Whatnot**. What's going through your mind?

5454real's response to BWayne77's post that his wife expressed an interest in staying together "for the kids and whatnot."

Me (BW) (5\64), Him(SAWH) (68)Married 31 years, 1 son (28), 1 stepdaughter (36) DDay #1 January 2004DDay #2 7-27-2010 7 month EA/PA (became "engaged" to OW before he told me he wanted a divorce)Working on R

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beyondbelief13 ( member #41080) posted at 6:44 PM on Thursday, November 13th, 2014

Do you know why people lie and cheat?

Because they know it's easier to get FORGIVENESS than PERMISSION.

BS: 60 WS: 55
DS: 19 DD: 11
M:25 years
Polygraph 4/27/13 revealed A #1 (ons)only 7 weeks after wedding and A #2 7 month love of his life A
*TT for 18 MONTHS... Damned It!!!
Reconciling? Divorcing? I guess only time will tell?

posts: 56   ·   registered: Oct. 22nd, 2013   ·   location: California
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jjct ( member #17484) posted at 12:50 AM on Friday, November 21st, 2014

Yay 4 hr class parenting for divorcing individuals... So she starts fucking OM and I have to go to a class to learn to be a good parent... nice touch Tennessee!

whyme on the menz

posts: 7269   ·   registered: Dec. 24th, 2007   ·   location: texas
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Afraid2LoveAgain ( member #11185) posted at 10:06 AM on Saturday, November 22nd, 2014

StillGoing's hilarious comment in a thread about Cheating Apps:

And when you use an app that drug dealers use, you have sunk to an all new low.

Well, to be fair, microsoft excel never cooked up a batch of meth.

BW -- 58
Divorced 2001
Re-married 2014--on what would have been our 35th anniversary

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jjct ( member #17484) posted at 5:17 PM on Saturday, November 22nd, 2014

So I'm swirling my cape, getting scraped occasionally but not gored, and I'll soon be standing in the middle of the arena in my tight pants (which fit better now thanks to the infidelity diet) with a rose between my teeth and my future shouting "Ole!!"

WillTrhriv, flourishing a funny, sexy, great metaphor for detaching and healing!

posts: 7269   ·   registered: Dec. 24th, 2007   ·   location: texas
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Amazonia ( member #32810) posted at 11:52 AM on Monday, November 24th, 2014

Hopeless, when deena's XH stole her BOB:

At least you know he has the means should you ever tell him to go fuck himself.

"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ

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purplejacket4 ( member #34262) posted at 3:44 AM on Saturday, November 29th, 2014

gypsybird87 describing her xWH.

Finally I realized that he only speaks Douchebaggian now. Fluently. With an accent. And there is NO understanding that.

Me: BS 50
Her: FWS 53 (both family med MDs; together 23 years)
OW: who cares (PhD)
Dday: 10/11: 11/11 TT for months; NC 8/12
Limboconsiliationish
"band aids don't fix bullet holes" Taylor Swift
I NEVER mind medical ???

posts: 3013   ·   registered: Dec. 20th, 2011   ·   location: Here
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Skan ( member #35812) posted at 4:39 PM on Saturday, November 29th, 2014

Scubachick, who almost owed me a new keyboard when I read this.

I swear his ass must be jealous over the shit that comes out of his mouth

Imagine a ship trying to set sail while towing an anchor. Cutting free is not a gift to the anchor. You must release that burden, not because the anchor is worthy, but because the ship is.

D-Day, June 10, 2012


posts: 11513   ·   registered: Jun. 11th, 2012   ·   location: So California
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SBB ( member #35229) posted at 9:04 PM on Tuesday, December 2nd, 2014

HFSSC in a 'Things you never thought you'd say' thread in General.

"I know my husband loves me because his girlfriend told me he does."

I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

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momoftana ( member #17383) posted at 1:07 PM on Wednesday, December 3rd, 2014

Posted by RightTrack in General on a thread about the crazy things BS say:

I can't believe I was honest when he posed this question: " So what do you WANT me to do?"

Me: " I want you to drive yourself in your cheaty truck up the hill and drive off a cliff. And make it look like an accident!"

I can't believe I said that because I am totally opposed to insurance fraud.

Makes me quite certain she has morals and ethics because of her concern for insurance companies

[This message edited by momoftana at 7:08 AM, December 3rd (Wednesday)]

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Allornothing ( member #42354) posted at 9:51 AM on Tuesday, December 9th, 2014

^^^ Damn, mumoftana beat me to it!

Me- BS 44
Him- FWH 44
Married 20 years, Together 27
Kids- 24,23,16,15
D Day- 7 Sept 2013
OW- Irrelevant

posts: 334   ·   registered: Feb. 5th, 2014   ·   location: Australia
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Crescita ( member #32616) posted at 2:24 PM on Wednesday, December 17th, 2014

someone whip out the violins as we all ugly cry

newlysingle in response to an xWS pity party.

“Happiness cannot be pursued; it must ensue.” ― Viktor E. Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning

posts: 3640   ·   registered: Jun. 28th, 2011   ·   location: The Valley of the Sun
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foundoutlater ( member #32900) posted at 2:29 AM on Friday, December 19th, 2014

Tred replying to someone protecting them self by not loving their spouse as much:

Nah. Doesn't have to be that way mate. I'll let myself love her as much as I ever have. But I'll also let myself love me more. Once you get there, you'll understand.

Your beliefs don’t make you a better person, your behavior does.

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foundoutlater ( member #32900) posted at 2:29 AM on Friday, December 19th, 2014

Jduff on moving forward in the Menz thread:

We do not live in fear of the uncertain future. We embrace it.

That belongs in the memorable quotes page on any site, not an infidelity site.

Your beliefs don’t make you a better person, your behavior does.

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Lucky2HaveMe ( member #13333) posted at 8:45 PM on Friday, December 19th, 2014

Btraydwife in D/S - Awesome metaphor

Don't be persuaded by last minute costume changes. Pay attention to the dance technique.

Love isn't what you say, it's what you do.

posts: 8488   ·   registered: Jan. 18th, 2007   ·   location: WNY
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HFSSC ( member #33338) posted at 1:12 AM on Tuesday, December 23rd, 2014

It does seem you have another lump issue that's obviously not benign. When is your assholectomy scheduled for?

BtraydWife in General. Damn, she's on a ROLL!!

Me, 56
Him, 48 (JMSSC)
Married 26 years. Reconciled.

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jjct ( member #17484) posted at 12:05 PM on Sunday, January 4th, 2015

nomistakeaboutit - on "apologies"

It comes from way down deep. It dismisses the vulnerability that comes along with apologizing, because they have placed rightness above fear.

Man, that's beautiful.

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miadianna ( member #10516) posted at 12:29 AM on Monday, January 5th, 2015

Bragging about bagging a cheater sort of seems like bragging about a pigeon shitting in your ear. Sure, it doesn't happen to just anybody, but when you stop to think about it, who really wants shit in their ear?

Thanks h0peless!

From D/S about AP person bragging on social media about their relationship.

Me: BS 60Son: 34years oldDaughter: 32 years old Divorced 4/10/08XH passed away 6/24/16

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Lucky2HaveMe ( member #13333) posted at 8:19 PM on Monday, January 5th, 2015

lieshurt in N/B talking about new relationships immediately after D:

A starving person would think cat food was the best thing in the world too. Until, after a while, they realize it's just cat food and nothing special.

Nailed It!

Love isn't what you say, it's what you do.

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