Topic is Sleeping.
DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 2:22 AM on Thursday, November 17th, 2022
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shooooooe
What do you call a large pile of cats?
A Meowtain.
Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.
Tallgirl (original poster member #64088) posted at 4:21 AM on Thursday, November 17th, 2022
What are the pronouns for chocolate?
Her she
DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 9:35 PM on Friday, November 18th, 2022
My wife asked me to pick up 6 cans of Sprite from the store. When I got home I realized I picked 7UP.
If you are an American when you walk into the bathroom and out of the bathroom, what are you when you are In the bathroom.
Eurapeeeen
Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.
pureheartkit ( member #62345) posted at 2:15 PM on Sunday, November 20th, 2022
My dad's dad loved those kind of jokes. He knew so many.
Ws loved Groucho and Oscar Wilde.
I remember Groucho's
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana.
Thank you everyone for your wisdom and healing.
Tanner ( Guide #72235) posted at 5:19 PM on Sunday, November 20th, 2022
The sign in the restroom said "Employees must wash hands".
I looked around and couldn’t find an employee that would help me.
Dday Sept 7 2019 doing well in R BH M 32 years
Tallgirl (original poster member #64088) posted at 2:42 AM on Saturday, November 26th, 2022
Lol. Those are great.
My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl?
I said I didnt know he did.
DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 2:37 PM on Sunday, November 27th, 2022
A truck loaded with Vicks VaopRub overturned in the highway.
Amazingly, there was no congestion for 8 hours.
Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.
Tanner ( Guide #72235) posted at 10:45 PM on Sunday, November 27th, 2022
Y’all are hilarious 😆
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward
Dday Sept 7 2019 doing well in R BH M 32 years
Tallgirl (original poster member #64088) posted at 11:53 PM on Monday, November 28th, 2022
Did you hear?
The guy who invented the knock-knock jokes….. he won the no-bell prize.
DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 1:31 AM on Saturday, December 17th, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.
MIgander ( member #71285) posted at 4:57 AM on Saturday, December 17th, 2022
These are awesome!! Thanks for the laugh!!
WW/BW Dday July 2019. BH/WH- multiple EA's. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Tanner ( Guide #72235) posted at 8:42 PM on Tuesday, December 20th, 2022
Apparently you can’t use "beefstew" as a password.
It’s not stroganoff 🤣
Dday Sept 7 2019 doing well in R BH M 32 years
Tanner ( Guide #72235) posted at 4:04 AM on Friday, December 30th, 2022
361 days till Christmas and people already have their decorations up….
Jerks
Dday Sept 7 2019 doing well in R BH M 32 years
DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 9:13 PM on Monday, January 2nd, 2023
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun was...
Then it dawned on me.
Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.
DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 9:22 PM on Monday, January 2nd, 2023
There's a huge sale at the Lego Store.
People are lined up for blocks
Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.
Tanner ( Guide #72235) posted at 10:44 PM on Monday, January 2nd, 2023
Dday Sept 7 2019 doing well in R BH M 32 years
Alonelyagain ( member #32820) posted at 11:07 PM on Monday, January 2nd, 2023
I was addicted to dancing the Hokey Pokey, but I’ve turned it around
[This message edited by Alonelyagain at 11:30 PM, Monday, January 2nd]
Solarchick ( member #80222) posted at 10:16 PM on Friday, January 6th, 2023
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
Me: BW, 57, two awesome grown sons. Remarried in 2010. That lasted 11 years.WXH: Not even a blip on my radar anymore. I'm glad he's messing up the OW's life now and leaving me alone. D (with cause) in 2004.
Tanner ( Guide #72235) posted at 11:28 PM on Friday, January 6th, 2023
Saw a rooster humping an egg
I’ll let you know 🤣🤣
Dday Sept 7 2019 doing well in R BH M 32 years
Tallgirl (original poster member #64088) posted at 2:47 AM on Saturday, January 7th, 2023
My therapist told me that I have a phobia against getting married again. He asked me if I knew why.
I said, I can’t say I do.
Topic is Sleeping.
